Monday, October 17, 2016

[nidokidos] JOKES :START YOUR DAY - LAUGHING

 

 START YOUR DAY - LAUGHING


One fine morning, a billionaire was taking his dog for a walk.

Suddenly a man from the bush jumped in front of him and shot the poor dog three times.
The dog died on the spot.

The billionaire screamed at the killer, "Why did you do that?"

The killer answered, "Your wife gave me 50,000 Dollars and said, "Go, kill that #Son_of_ a_bitch" "

The billionaire hugged the killer with tears in his eyes and said...

"I don't know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her."

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A man was invited to a wedding.....

When he reached the marriage hall, he found two doors marked as.....
1. Bride relatives
2. Groom relatives

He entered the Groom door and found two doors again......
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered Men door and found two doors again......
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts

He entered the door: #People_ without_gifts.

He found himself outside the marriage hall.

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This is ultimate...

Wife (asking in a loving tone): "Honey, Will you build 'Taj Mahal' for me??"

Husband: "I have already purchased the land. The delay is from your side only...!!!"
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The class was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for a college class, and the instructions were that it had to discuss: Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
The only one who received an A+ wrote the following: Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.
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Great Grand Masti (2016) - Full Hindi Comedy Movie

Amar, Meet and Prem go into a small town where they encounter a 'femme fatale' in the form of Ragini. Ragini is everything they had dreamed of, but she slowly turns into their worst nightmare!

Click here to WATCH this VIDEO

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