Saturday, October 1, 2016

[nidokidos] English Language Jugalbandi!

 

English Language Jugalbandi!

Some One Liners to make you Smile...!

 


Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion!


Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!


Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents!


Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!


Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!


Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!


Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble!


Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in High School!


Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear!


Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid!


Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina!


Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread!


Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!


Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!


Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?


Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!


Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock!


Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!


Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!


Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal.
A: A cereal killer!


Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?

A: Nostalgia!


Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
A: Kid: The lunch bell!


Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!


Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barbercue!


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