Thursday, October 20, 2016

GCF: Portrait

 

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GCF: Portrait

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald
bracelets, a ruby broach, and Cartier watch."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm
sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelry."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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