Monday, October 31, 2016

GCF: On the Bus

 

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GCF: On the Bus

As a school bus driver one Saturday morning I was driving a high
school choir to a competition meet. I parked the bus at the school
and soon students started boarding. Nobody said hello or asked if I
was the charter bus or anything.

The choir director boarded, counted the students, and said it was OK
to leave, also not asking if it was the correct bus.

About two miles down the road I spoke up in a loud voice saying,
"When we get to the work site the deputies will issue each of you an
orange vest, gloves, and two plastic trash bags. When you fill a bag
leave it beside the road. When you need more bags raise your hand and
the deputies will give you more."

I then looked in the mirror to see the most shocked kids I've ever
seen. I explained what happened to the director; and we both, or
perhaps I should say all, had a good laugh. Bet those kids never
"assumed" they were on the correct bus again.

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end
of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

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