Tuesday, September 27, 2016

[nidokidos] Enjoy for the Pun of it...

 

Enjoy for the Pun of it.


☢ Lightning sometimes shocks people... because,
it just doesn't know how to *conduct itself*...
☢ A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period...
it marks the end of his *sentence*...
☢ A rule of grammar... double negatives are a *no-no*...
☢ Sleeping comes so naturally to me... I could do it with my *eyes closed*...
☢ Atheists don't solve exponential equations
... because they don't believe in *higher powers*...
☢ It's raining cats and dogs... well, as long as it doesn't *reindeer*...
☢ I relish the fact that you've *mustard* the strength to *ketchup* to me...
☢ My new theory on *inertia* doesn't seem to be gaining *momentum*...
☢ The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray
is now a *seasoned veteran*...
☢ What did the grape say when it got stepped on... nothing,
but it let out a little *whine*...
☢ If you don't pay your exorcist... do you get *repossessed*...
☢ Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends...
but, what would be the *point*...
☢ I was arrested after my therapist suggested
I take something for my *kleptomania*...
☢ A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens.... a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks. "No. I'm the *chip monk*" he replies...
☢ Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring... the doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've *dyed* a little inside...
☢ What's the definition of a will... it's a *dead giveaway*...
☢ Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighbourhood
and one of them was *a-salted*...



 

Alligator Vs. Housecat

This is some badass CAT. watch the end.

Click here to watch this video

http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/254686

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