Monday, September 26, 2016

GCF: Spy Hunter

 

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GCF: Spy Hunter

The Irish Intelligence Agency loses track of one of its
agents, so they call in their top spy hunter.

The head of the Agency says, "All I can tell you is that
his name is Murphy and that he's somewhere in Dublin. Once
you think you've located him, say the code words, 'The
weather forecast calls for mist in the morning.' If it's
him, he'll answer, 'Yes, and for mist at noon as well.'"

The spy hunter goes stops in a bar on the outskirts of
Dublin. He says to the bartender, "Maybe you can help me.
I'm looking for a fella named Murphy."

The bartender says, "There's lots o' guys named Murphy
around here. There's Murphy the baker, who runs the pastry
shop on the next block, there's Murphy the banker, president
of the savings bank, there's Murphy the blacksmith, who
works at the stables, and, as a matter of fact, my name's
Murphy, too."

Since the guy's a Murphy, the spy hunter says to himself,
"I'd better be tryin' the code words on this lad." He says,
"The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning."

"Oh, you're looking for Paddy Murphy the spy. He lives in
the apartment above the butcher shop."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

I want one of those jobs where people ask,
"Do you actually get paid to do this?"

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