Wednesday, September 21, 2016

GCF: The Rush Job Calendar

 

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GCF: The Rush Job Calendar

NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
8 7 6 5 4 3 2
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33

1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs.
All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this
calendar a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered
on the 3rd.

2. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three
Fridays in every week.

3. There are eight new days added to each month to allow
for end-of-the-month panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late
delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with
non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping
the other days free for uninterrupted panic.

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