Tuesday, September 13, 2016

GCF: Insomnia

 

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GCF: Insomnia

My husband, an accountant, and I both suffer from occasional bouts of
insomnia. One night I suggested we try a technique I'd read about,
which was to encourage relaxation. Laying with our eyes closed, I
described a relaxing scene: "We're in a beautiful, oceanside bungalow
on a tropical island. A gentle breeze is coming through the French
doors that lead to our private ocean path."

My husband's quiet voice startled me from my peaceful place. "How
much is this vacation costing us?"

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.

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