Wednesday, September 14, 2016

GCF: Eggplants

 

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GCF: Egg=
plants

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25=C2=A2 each -- three=
for a dollar."

All day long, customers came in exclaiming:
"Don't be rid=
iculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

Meekly the grocer capitulated an=
d packaged four
eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching
these a=
ntics and finally asked the grocer,
"Aren't you going to fix the mistake o=
n your sign?"

"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put
up that sig=
n no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

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