Thursday, August 25, 2011

[Desi Masala] restaurant


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $ 8.00
Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
Fried Explorer: $ 12.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $ 100.00
Stuffed Indian Politician : $ 200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for
the Indian Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
shit, it takes all morning."



Protons have mass ? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses

My weight is perfect for my height...which varies.

Success is dependent upon the glands -- sweat glands.


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