Thursday, April 24, 2014

[Desi Masala] Desi Girl & Bike

 




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[Desi Masala] Bolta huva Popat

 

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gayi....

Usne dukandar se kaha vasim bhai ek tota chahaiye....

Dukandar ne uuse ek tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhai...

Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai

Lady ne kaha acha..

Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti hun

"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" tote ne kaha.

Lady ne kaha vasim bhi ye to bhut badtamij tota hai, gali deta hai.

Vasim bhai use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha....

Gali dega...

Tota. Haan dunga

Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"

Tota... haan dunga....

Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..

Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nahi dunga kabhi kabhi bhi nahi dunga,,,,,

Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega..

Tab lady ne usse pucha ...

Agr mere ghar pr mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.

Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..

Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.

Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,

Lady.agr tin aadmi ..

Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.

Lady ...agr char aadmi aye to...

Tota.....

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.,vasim bhai pani lao...

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki

"behen ki laudi randi hai".

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