Friday, October 31, 2014

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GCF: Nursing Home

I work in a nursing home, and one morning I was helping a gentleman who
was particularly hard to wake get ready for breakfast. As I coaxed him to
sit up, he fixed his twinkling blue eyes on my face and said, "My, you're
pretty! Have I asked you to marry me yet?"

"No you haven't," I replied.

"Good," he said, "because I could not put up with this every morning!"

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Back in my day, we had to remember phone numbers and give
people directions and don't get me started on the dinosaurs.

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