Thursday, May 28, 2015

GCF: Automated Voice

 



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GCF: Automated Voice

I was on the phone trying to set up a furniture delivery.

"If you would like to arrange a delivery date, please press one," the
automated voice prompted me.

"If you would like to confirm delivery, please press two."

At that moment my three-year-old daughter let out an ear-piercing shriek.

"I'm sorry," the automated voice said, "that is not a valid response."

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